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i'm getting on a ferry boat heading to the island of IOS in greece... as im walking onto the boat, i see the most god awful poopra i have ever seen... it was an orangy yellow color, black rims, no wing, and some freaky ass jap body kit... worse than the one in the F&F2 casting call... the car was out of France...a french poopra, he's askin to get picked on... then i see the owner... its true what they say, your car reflects you... this guy looked a troll... i started to laugh... well, on the ride to the island, i made it a point to talk to this guy and find out what his poopra is pushin'... according to him, it had 500rwhp, but with the stock exhaust and brakes i doubt it... he asked me what i drive and i told him about my Z... his exact words were "a Z??? that car isaaa orrible." (with that snooty french accent) he's lucky i didn't take it personal... i knew something he didn't... upon arriving at the island, i stuck around to watch the unloading of the cars at the dock... having been to the island before, i knew what was about to happen... and just as i had figured, comming down the ramp and onto the dock (very steep angle) the nose of the car (fiberglass) made that characteristic snap, crackle, pop sound... his nose was gone!... i couldn't help it i laughed my ass off... the nose not only came off the car, but since he had no other option (people were behind him honking) he had to deal with it and get the car off the ramp, he had rolled over the pieces that came off and so did about 40 other cars and trucks... the nose was history!!... Take that you snooty ass z hating frog eater!!... all in all, today was a good day... :-)
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